So finally after a long chain of mails which had nothing important but just a way of wasting our time in office and the meeting invites which we all have received from each other, we have finally conquered GOA and I call this trip of ours as the GOA NAUGHTY BY NIGHT.
This trip of ours was a 6 day trip starting from Saturday 3rd October till 8th October, And the maniacs that made this trip as one of the memorable trips in my life till now are
Aditya Dohroo aka “JAMWANTH”
Jatin Sharma aka “HANUMAN”
Karan Singh aka “DISCO BOY”
Madhur Arora aka “THE REPELLENT”
Sandeep Chooramani aka “DOLLY DOLLY DOLLY”
Jatinder Thakral aka “MOOSA BHAI”
Prashant Bhargave aka “THE BEBAS GUY”
Me aka “THE NARATOR"
Day 1 “DELHI TO MADGAON TRAIN JOURNEY - NORTH GOA”
Everything was planned as we have already booked our tickets in Tatkal and that was hell of a pain which I took, anyways we all planned to meet at the Nizamuddin station at 7:00 am and to our surprise except people coming from noida all of us were on time.
Me, Madhur and Jitu were waiting for others to come and in no time we saw Sandeep. So now we were 4 waiting for the rest of 4. In some time Adi, Karan and Prashant came but our lovely boy Jatin was still not there, but finally around 7:15 he showed up. We greeted each other by some slangs (NOW U CN UNDERSTND WAT ALL V USED).
Our train also showed up and was ready to burn the track. We all were looking for our compartment and aaha there it was shining like a star (AS IT HAD OUR NAMES ON IT). We checked our seats and were roaming in the train looking for our seats like scavengers and to our surprise somebody else was sitting over them. This freaked me out and I was shouting like anything over the poor man. He said his seats have been upgraded from 3rd AC to 2nd AC and we were upgraded to 1st AC. We never believed him till the time we saw the new chart by our own eyes and WTF we were really upgraded to 1st AC and we were the happiest soul on the earth at that time.
We rushed to our new compartment and wat a surprise it had for all of us. One personal cabin and all privacy, we had everything for the trip to be a ball, the only thing that was not good was that Sandeep and Jitu were still in the 2nd AC.
Finally we kept all our stuff and parked ourselves in the seats, and in the meantime the train also started and in between Jatin asked which place is this, then came super comments from Adi that it is Agra, Karan said it was something else. I never listened to both of them as u all know to wat extent they can take ur case.
Jitu, Sandeep came and were sitting with all of us and our chit chat session was on a roll, finally Madhur and Prashant came and were also a part of the same fun. Then came the TT and asked us to show our tickets and also asked Sandeep and Jitu to leave the cabin and go to their respective cabin, this was said in a very annoying tone and we all decided (KI AAJ ISKI TO LEKE RAHENGE SOLID WAALI). So we 6 were left in our compartment and were just killing time by taking each others case and in no time Adi and Jatin took the upper berth and were on the verge of sleeping as they are the “SLUMBERERS”, this made me and Karan say some more slangs to them, but nothing can stop them once they have decided to sleep.
Finally I, Karan, Madhur, and Prashant decided to have a small nap and meet after some time. Karan slept but I was not able to sleep as the train had decided not to stop hopping like a frog, but somehow I managed to have a small nap.
Guess after an hour all of us woke up and were ready for some action and again the 8 of us were in the same cabin. Then came the TT and was like (KI JO JO YAHAN KA NAHI HAI WO VAPIS JAYE AS AAP SAB BAKI YATRIYON KO TANG KAR RAHE HAIN) this made Adi go freaked out and shouted like anything that is it written anywhere that we cant sit together and if so then pls get the RULE BOOK and Adi said in a very demanding tone and on top of it our Jatin said is this way u speak to the passengers travelling in first class, my god wat a atmosphere was there.
So the TT decided to go back to his hole and sleep back. But he was not sleeping, he was getting ready to challan Sandeep and Jitu as they were not travelling in the same class. All of us were outside our cabin and talking to TT, but he was not ready to listen and he said to Jitu (APNE DADDY SE MERI BAAT KARWAO) I was like is this a F*****N PTA meeting.
We came back to our cabin and Jitu and Sandeep went to their own. Now 6 of us were in one compartment and were literally taking the TT’s case. In the mean time Jatin had already gone to sleep again and this time he was sleeping in a way HANUMAN G Flies (LYING ON HIS TUMMY AND HIS LEGS HALF CURLED UP) so his name HANUMAN is justified in the trip.
Now all of us had started to realize that the journey is really long and it was killin us inside that why didn’t we choose to come by flight. So finally we some how managed the clock to click 1 and it was lunch time. We asked the guy roaming in the train to get some thalis. But to our surprise when the food came and we had our first bite we were like WTF is this. I thank my mom for cooking some rice in the morning and we had some of it and were bit satisfied. Then came news from all corners (almost) about the floods in and around GOA,.Parents gt tensed and this was no strange…FLOOD became a good topic for us to discuss for half a day or so. there were thoughts of getting off the train and cancel everything but thank GOD it didn't happen and things were under control.
Again we were sitting, looking at each other and enjoying the sceneric beauty outside. Then came Madhur and Prashant to join us and I don’t know from where the topic of discussing our lovely managers started and once it started there was no looking back.
I swear if they had listened to the frustration we all had inside of us they would have surely committed suicide and Prashant was like man how do u manage working in that shit hole? This topic made time run so fast that we never realized clock had ticked 7 and we were like wow man wat a great way to pass time. Then came Sandeep and Jitu and were also a part of the lovely discussion. We all were happy with each other in that way and again the call of food came and we were like no man we aint havin that food again, but we were not having any other option. We ate the food again and decided to sleep around 10 or 11.
We all had a great sleep that night and all of us were ready for the next day’s journey and it was really hard sitting in train for such a lon time. Each of us had the same question ki bhai “GOA KAB AAYEGA”.
Then came a surprise, we were soon visited by some group (GROUP = 1 BOY + 2 GIRLS) of college students who wanted to charge their cell phones and cameras poor chaps were travelling sleeper class and this was enough for us to ignite the fire within us. The moment they came in Adi had turned into some BODY BUILDER I dnt know wat he was showin but was not moving from the mirror while keeping his back as hard as a rock finally they had plugged their chargers and went back to their place and after few seconds I realized dat the girl plugging the charger have seen our lovely flavored balloons, but none of us cared of even removing them. All of us got in some treasure hunting as in checking each and every girl coming our way .
Finally they came back and took their phones away and still our stuff was there, probably that chick had sensed something wild. Reaching the end came a station close to NORTH GOA (our main destination) knowing this all suddenly planned to get off a station prior to what was planned…some fell (almost ;-)) some got down fine and some couldn't jump (aare bhai train chal padi thi).Those who couldn’t, got down at the next station.
WAY TO NORTH GOA
MAKING A LOUD NOISE "GO GOA" people boarded the taxi and reached CALINNGUT. We gt some welcome RAIN drinks on reaching and finally got through a good hotel, ya the HOTEL (VILLA THERESA) and everything about it was really very goood….mmmmm ya everything….AISA laga ki bas iss hotel k liye hi GOA aaye the.
After getting ourselves fresh we changed and went to CALINNGUT, and to specially my and Prashant’s surprise all these fukras were in vest u know showing off their muscular bodies but some of them forgot they needed to have a hair free body. But they were least concerned about personal hygiene and decided to be the way they are, this thing gave Adi a new name JAMWANTH (A CREATURE FROM RAMAYAN GUESS FULL OF HAIR).
So finally we all went to the beach clicked few snaps and finally went to have some food and drinks at SUZOO LOBO. Food was really good as we could have eaten anything after wat all we had in the train.
So now all were ready to roam a bit round in goa. Thanks to Alex our hotel owner, he told us some about RAVE PARTY going out there in HILL TOP. In no time we were there and to rock and roll as none of us had never seen a rave party, I must tell you just 50/rs entry and the party was awesome…..though it didn't last long...Now comes a famous line from Karan (YAARAN NE SI BOTLAN DE DATT KHOL LAYE, THODA THODA SAAREYAN NE DAARU PAALEYA TE APNI PASAND DA GAANA GAALAYA), he was happy singing this song all the time.
The party was awesome and it was full of FIRANGIS, woo man wat a sight it was, the whole place was covered with some kind of smoke either of MARIJUANA or something else and the only thing that we all could see was people hand Banging near the DJ. Now comes the biggest surprise of the party, I was getting some drink from the BAR and Karan came and was like Pajhi one for me too (GUESS HE COULDN’T CONTROL HIS INSTINCT OF HAVIN BEER), I was like Karan my man I love you bro for this and we all had our first round of drinks and our Non drinkers were njoyn havin some juice and all of us were dancing like animals over dere.
Finally Me, Adi and Karan were dancing near a girl (U NO JUST TRYIN TO HAVE SOME FUN) and then came Madhur and she went and we all were like WTF just happened and this beautiful event was seen by Adi and he decided to call Madhur the “REPELLENT” (NAME JUSTIFIED ONCE) and believe me he proved being the REPELLENT at a number of places. After this Me and Jatin were dancing some place near a tree and a girl came up and started dancing with us, we both were like (AAJ TOH APNI KSIMAT CHAMAK GAYE), but that thing didn’t lasted for really long we could hear the DJ bidding goodbye and with his goodbye our dream shattered.
So finally we all were kindaa high and were feeling hungry and were tryin some chicken burger made by some German ovr dere. Now seeing this German Madhur and Sandeep were like where r u from Germany BLAH BLAH AND BLAH. We all were watching them tryin to have fun with the guy and in the meantime Jatin was really high and was just speaking 2 words (FUCK U SUCKERS AND U SUCK FUCKERS). Then we saw another hope of light a girl came and was also ordering the same burger, but the FUCK UP was that the guy only had 2 burgers and those were ordered by us. Now wat to do we all were kindaa stuck then came Karan and told her that u can have our burger, I was like WTF man that was mine, but anyways we had cut our 1 burger into 4 pieces and all of us except me enjoyed the burger and I was able to get another half burger from the girl (SHE OFFERED ME ONE HALF), now all of us were trying to be friendly with her and were able to do that to some extent but again god had something different for us in the store, luckily her boyfriend came and she was gone like a wind. (ADI SHOUTED MADHUR THE REPELLENT) (INSTANCE 2).
Now Jatin was so high that he was shouting at us like anything as he wanted to dance the whole night. This made all of us to visit the most hepp place in Goa people call it “TITOS”.
We all were trying really hard to get in the club, but they said it was for couples and we need to pay a charge of Rs 800 as we were stags. For few moments we were just waiting for some miracle to happen “dreaming of 8 girls who could take us with them in titos” but u no some dreams never come true and after seeing this event I said one saying in Punjabi (“CHADIYAN DI JOONN BURI”) meaning ( “CURSE URSELF FOR BEING SINGLE”).
Then Prashant and Karan got lucky and were able to talk to 2 girls, but nothing worked that ways also, in the meantime I was talking to one couple who just came out of titos and were kindaa depressed. They suggested not going in there and wasting our money, but we had to go as someone had told Karan that he has to visit titos no matter wat ever happens.
So finally after getting super bugged up we decided to get in and pay the huge amount. The moment arrived we were entering the most famous DISCO in GOA and to our surprise wat a disappointment we had, F**K man the crowd sucked, the DJ sucked and everything sucked. We all were cursing for not listenin to that lovely Angel couple. Now since we have wasted some huge amount we decided to rock that place.
Adi, Jatin and Jitu were the first ones to get on the dance floor and the moment they went rest couldn’t control and all of us were on the floor. Wooooo man wat a sight it was, we all dancing like anything and as we were dancing then came the real fun of our party, Sandeep came jumping and shouting DOLLY DOLLY DOLLY from one corner and passed by us. He was so happy doing that and we were more than happy seeing him do that.
He repeated the same task several times and we were enjoying like hell and this made us all give Sandeep his new name “DOLLY DOLLY DOLLY”. We were busy dancing and Madhur was busy having some drinks not in titos but just next to it there was some pub. I went out to see him and never came back, as both of us were having some beer. We went after gulping some beer and were ready for the dance now. We were over there for some like good 3-4 hours and all of us were exhausted but guess Jatin and Adi were not in a mood to come back. Finally around 2 they came and we decided to get back to the hotel and we were finally over dere and dead tired and all of us slept burning hell ova money.
Day 2 “NORTH GOA – VAGATOR – BEACH SHACK (BAGA BEACH)”
We all woke up around 10 and were ready after a good and light breakfast in our rooms and were ready to ride (NOT A BIKE BUT A HONDA ACTIVA), I missed my bike the most but it was fun driving with my pillion rider Karan.
The part has been narrated by Karan himself and here it goes:
We all took Scooty,and Um happy that I drove a two wheeler finally..( he he :-) ) My Scooty number ooh sorrry my and my pillions Paaji's scooty number was 5717. Paaji to lag ra tha TOBU CYCLE CHALA RAHE HAIN…but driving was good FUN. Our first desti with scooty was VAGATORBEACH. And DIL CHAHTA HAI POINT.
The beach fun was majorly enjoyed by Jatin, Jitu, Madhur, Prashant and me..baki sab thodu thodu paaani main aaaye bas.PAAAJI was as usual on phone all the time…pata nahi kahan lage rehte the..(“GUESS SMTHN IS REALLY COOKING”) … Phir Khoob saari pics..khoooob saaara fun…followed by not so good lunch.
All right thanks Karan now I’ll take from here. So we we were over with the beach fever and just to tell all ( “THE ONLY REASON Y DESE ALL WENT IN THE SEA WAS TO HAVE A CLOSER LOOK OF THE FEMALE BATHING OVER DERE IN BIKINI) these guys never went for a bath but only to get WET.
Now our next target was to cover the fort where DCH had some scenes shot. We had parked our scooties at the foothills and had to climb up all the way to the top of the fort and during this process we all got exhausted. Prashant had found a way to reach the top of fort via climbing the wall, he was accompanied by Sandeep and Jitu, rest all were trailing through the road.
In no time we were over there and wat a sight it was, we all were speechless on seeing the beach and trees from the top. We clicked few snaps and decided to leave. All the rest except Me, Jitu and Jatin had reached but we were busy clicking some photo shoots of our own.
Finally after few minutes we also were down and ready to get back to the hotel as others wanted to have a bath. So finally after driving about half an hour we were at the hotel and all decided to have a small dip in the pool. This was also enjoyed by me and all of us were having a ball playing and Adi acting like a duck. Karan also got indulged in teaching Prashant how to swim and all went in vain.
Anyways we were out of the pool after like good 2 hours and now were really hungry. We all changed and in no time were at the famous Dilli Chat Bhandar at the beach. The shopkeeper was like (PEHLE AAP TOKEN LELE) AND KARAN SAID (BHAIYA JAB SAARA KHANA HUMNE HI KHANA HAI TOH TOKEN KYUN). That guy was like ok aajao, we all had lods of vada paos, mirchi paos and some unlimited plates of chat.
After we finished the guy took a relief, we paid him the bill and were roaming over the beach and enjoyed the lovely weather. We all decided to roam a bit in goa and explore the places. Me and Karan suddenly saw some group of girls getting down from the bus that were staying at some girls hostel out there, seeing this me and Karan entered the hostel premises. The moment we entered, these all started shouting PAJHI PAJHI idhar aao…….F***K man another miss.
So finally we all were heading towards Baga beach and suddenly we were surrounded by a group of localities saying DISCO DISCO…….We were hardly listenin to them but after some time we finally had a word with them and the guy was like (AGAR AAPKO LADKIYON KE SAATH DANCE KARNA HAI TOH MERE SAATH AAJAO, BAHUT MAST JAGAH HAI EK NAMED BAGA CLUB) initially no one was interested but finally we decided to give it a shot. We all went to that place and were discussing among ourselves on going in or not. I was not ready spending another heavy amount after wat we did in titos, soon all of us backed out and were decided to go to BAGA BEACH. This made Karan to shout DISCO DISCO DISCO to the localities and was actually taking their case, guess his name is justified in the trip and he repeated this task several times.
The moment we reached beach there was some party going around over there . We were like wooo man lets have some fun. We were checking out the place (RATHER WE WERE CHECKING OUT SOME KUDIYAN), ha ha…….and finally after some time we were having our own table and were zapping around having some drinks. Then we saw people wearing some strange devil horns, and we wanted them at any cost.
We had bargained a lot from the guy and finally we were up with the HORNIEE thing. We sat over the shack for some time and then decided to have some food as it was getting late. We drove all the way back to Calingute from Baga just to have some thing to eat. We were escorted to some Punjabi Dhaba by Sandeep, and the food was good. Once done with the food thing we went to the beach with those horns on. The moment we entered the beach jitu turned into some Devil and was making weird sounds scaring the shit out of people. This was enjoyed by all of us and finally a couple came and asked from where we had got those horns???.....we were like woo man she was hot……Anyways we decided to head towards the beach shack and planned to stay over there whole night.
We reached the shack in no time and got our table set and enjoyed watching the beach and the BIATCHES. Me and Prashant went and ordered some drinks and by this time Sandeep and Jatin were busy drinking OLD MONK….(GUESS DEY’LL NEVER FORGET THAT DRINK). Madhur had already ordered Hooka and was busy having the fags. Hooka was enjoyed by all of us and specially Karan as he was shouting (MERI BAARI NAI AAYE).
Then happened the best thing of that day, Prashant asked Adi and Karan wat is the relative velocity of water coming on the beach. They were looking at him as if he has asked some stupid question (THOUGH IT WAS), they never realized this thing that the poor guy was kindaa high, they gave him some vague answer saying it was 12 (NO IDEA ABOUT THE DIMENSIONS AS IN KMPH OR MILES). Then he came to me and was like paajhi aap batao, I was also kindaa high but without any calculations I managed telling him the answer and I said its 15 (AGAIN NO UNITS).
Finally he figured the answer on his own and said its 16, this made me realize I was not bad at guessing answers. By the time we were done with this thing we saw Adi shouting at Madhur again for being MR. REPELLENT for the third or fourth time. Finally we all decided to get back to the hotel as it was already 3, we were in the hotel and all had gone to sleep in no time.
Day 3 “PANJIM CITY- OLD GOA - MEERA MAR/DONAA PAULA/ WATER SPORT - BAGA (BEACH SHACK)”
We all woke up around 11 in the morning anf were ready to hit Panjim for some city tour by 1. We all started from or hotel and were in no time the NH 19 (GOA MUMBAI HIGHWAY), wow wat a feeling it was specially for me as I am very fond of driving on highways on my bike but this time I was on Scooty. We all were zapping in and around the traffic and reached Panjim. We asked some localities about the place and also enquired about the famous churches in old goa. We reached the place in no time and were checking the marvelous structure made by man, we also saw some group of 8 girls over there and all of us were like man this is the right time but fate had something for us in store.
We checked out the churches and were really amazed to see them, in no time after doing the Photo session we were heading towards SHERE PUNJAB dhaba for some food as we didn had any breakfast. We reached the dhaba after a long search process. The food was ordered and my god wat a feast we had over there, the Non veg was super I dnt know about the veg as Me and Karan had decided not to have veg.
Once we were done with the curchy thing and also the food we decided to cover 2 famous beaches in Goa MIRA MAR AND DAUNA POLLA.We reached the first beach called mira mar and it was nice but we were sick and tired of seeing the same thing again and again, also the heat was killing us. We spent some time sitting under the coconut tree and having some ice creams and then moved towards the next destination DAUNA POLLA.
DAUNA POLLA was nice as itt had something different from the other beaches. There were water sports going on over there (JET SKI). Initially no one was ready but Adi, Jatin and Jitu took lead and decided to try it once. In the meantime the rest were just chilling around the place. When Adi and all returned they told us that it was must for all ova us and we decided lets go for it. We all were geared up and amongst us except the ones who had done earlier Madhur was the first one to go for the ride and he really enjoyed it. Next was Karan and he drove the thing like a champ, and then came the turn of the GHOST RIDER i.e me. I hopped on to the jet and was gone like a wind and was kindaa scared initially and just to add some thrill to the ride i decided to scream.
I kept on screaming till the time the ski didnt stopped and this made all my mates take my case again (POOR ME). Next was Prashant's turn and he was i guess really scared as he has some kind of phobia for water. Once we were done withe sports we decided to get back to the hotel.
Jatin was like he wanted to go to the beach and have a bath, we insisted him to come along with us in the pool, but he was not ready to listen to us. Finally we reached the hotel and were really amazed to see some ladies logg bathing in the pool this made all of us to enter the pool in sometime. Adi was busy having a sneak peak on them and also clicked few snaps.
We all were bathing and enjoying the pool (RATHER ALL OF US WERE BUSY CHECKING THAT ONE HOT CHICK). We were happy enjoying the scene over there then Prashant was like (NAA MUJHE SWIMMING AATI HAI AUR NAHI CHASHMA PEHNA HAI) poor chap was not able to see the girl and this made me call him as the “BEBAS GUY”.
After spending a long time in the pool we were heading towards the beach shack for some fun. We had picked our stuff as in booze for the ones who had decided to get talli that night. The sharabis were Me, Jatin, Sandeep, Madhur and Prashant. We had collected all the booze we wanted for the night and headed to wards the shack. The moment we reached there and asked for a table, the guy refused giving us the table saying that we have got our own drinks and wont be taking anything from them so he cant give us the table. This made Karan go frek out and he erupted like a Volcano shouting over the poor guy, so we decided to sit on the beach and have fun. The drinkers were busy having the drinks while the non drinkers were busy checking out some chicks who were roaming on the beach and they were carefully doing this as Madhur the REPELLENT was still there with us.
Finally the booze had started to hit us and this resulted in 3 formations as in Madhur and Prashant were together and Sandeep and Jatin were together and me as usual MR.LONELY.
Finally we saw few chicks out there just next to us enjoying the sea, and this made Adi and Jitu go mad and they finally had a word with them yes just a word (THEY JUST ASKED THEIR NAMES AND CAME BACK).
Me and Madhur were watching that scene and enjoying the drinks while Karan was figuring out where the hell was Prashant????. Finally after a search Prashant was found near the bar and was actually high, Karan got him and made him seated on the beach right next to him. In the meantime I was busy checking one chick and finally after getting some courage I had a word with her and just not a word but a few sentences and I never knew wat I said as I was actually very high that time. So karan our caretaker said its high time (ALL OF US WERE REALLY HIGH) now and we need to get back to the hotel, but Sandeep and Jatin were still missing. They were finally spotted by Karan sitting in some corner and were actually very high. Karan, Adi and Jitu got them but guess they were so high that they actually fell and lied on the beach. I was busy making my home and talking over the phone I don’t know to who, finally Madhur came and was like Pajhi lets go and I kept on saying (NAI BHAI ABHI WO LADKI WAHAN HAI…..MADHUR LOOKED AND SAID WAHAN KOI NAHI HAI AND I WAS ARRE WAHAN NAI WAHAN…..AGAIN MADHUR WAS LIKE KOI NAHI HAI), This made him think that I was really very high and needed to get back to the hotel asap.
While I was being escorted by Madhur, Sandeep and Jatin were being carefully escorted to the scooties by others. They had puked a number of times guess the OLD MONK had started showing its magic.
(ADVICE TO ALL……NEVER MIX OLD MONK WITH OTHER DRINK).
Finally Me, Jatin and Jitu were on one scooty and Adi was with us and the rest have left for the hotel. Jitu was driving and I was holding Jatin and suddenly something hit us on our way and Jitu asked Pajhi aapko laga I was like nahi but that rock had hit Jatin so hard that his feet started bleeding and this we came to know next morning. Jatin was continuously saying SORRY GUYS……..SORRY PAJHI…..SORRY GUYS……HA HA WAT A SIGHT IT WAS. Finally somehow we managed reaching the hotel.
Jatin wanted to puke again and was escorted to the loo by Karan and that one visit made jatin spent the whole night first sitting next to the HOT SEAT and then sleeping over there. We made numerous efforts of getting him up but he was not coming guess he was thinking Why to use only the bed to sleep when you paid for the entire room ;-). During this time Prashant was busy entertaining us by his cute comments and I just remember one he said “MADHUR GAME SAVE KARLE KAL KHELONGA”…..and the rest were recorded by Adi.
I decided to look for Sandeep just to check whether he is fine or not and when I went to his room he ws not there and I checked the room and finally saw sitting him on the hot seat thinking something….may be he was wondering wat made him get so high. The moment I returned to the room I got freaked out laughing and told Adi about his condition and Adi couldn’t control himself and decided to shot the video again….(SORRY SANDY). Finally when all got settled Me and Adi decided to get to the room and have a good sleep. I also decided to puke just to get things better for me during the night.
Day 4 “HANGOVER - MAPUSA MARKET ”
We all woke up and all were feeling lazy as we had nothing major to do on that day. But I wanted to get a tattoo and we all decided to get the same and then visit MAPOOSA (SOME LOCAL MARKET NEARBY). Since Me, Adi, Karan and Prashant were ready and rest were not so we decided to look for a nice tattoo parlour and we found one and were bargaining for the rates. I decided to have a KHANDA and others decided to have something else.
I was the first one to be tattoofied and my tattoo was done really nicely and was looking great and in the meantime Karan had a verbal fight with the shopkeeper and they decided not to get tattoo done from there and till then the rest had also come and after some discussions about where to head next jitu came up with an idea, that was going to MAPOOSA.
We all jumped on our scooties and were heading towards Mapossa and in some time were there. The heat was getting worse which irritated me a lot and I was cursing and abusing Goa like anything. We were looking for some eating place and everyone came up with an idea but all went in vain. Finally we had our lunch in some restaurant named HEERA. The food was good and we all enjoyed. We dedicate this place to Jitu and have named him as the “MOOSA BHAI”.
Now it was time to head back to the hotel as the heat was getting worst and I was getting super irritated. We reached the hotel, few had a nap and rests were in the pool again. After like good 2 or 3 hours we were roaming in the local market near the beach where the rest also decided to get tattoo. The fuck up that happened was few were getting done from different shop and few somewhere else. While Adi, Jatin and Jitu were getting tattoofied Me and sandeep decided to play games on Ps2 (SOME PARLOUR). We started off with BURNOUT and finished with TEKKEN 5. Finally all were tattofied and then Madhur received one shock (HE HAD GOT 1 TATTOO WORHT RS 400 AND ADI HAD GOT 3 IN JUST 240).
Finally we decided to sit on the beach and Adi and Karan went to SUZOO LOBO for their dinner. We were just chilling on the beach and when Adi and Karan came we left for the shack again. To our surprise there were a lot of people on the shack and we were happy to see them. We decided to have a blast as that night was ours last in Goa. We ordered few drinks and decided to dance, the moment we went the DJ shouted (ONLY COUPLES) and again whole blame was put on Madhur the REPELLENT. Since we were not allowed to dance we decided to dance on the beach. We were happy over there but we saw some girls talking to some guys and this made us go mad as (HUMME AISA KYA NAHI HAI JO UNKE PASS HAI)……I remembered the VIP BRIEF advertisement ha ha……..
We thought that it is high time (ITNI ZILLAT KABHI NAHI SAHI) and we left the shack and were roaming on the streets of Goa. We decided to go to a place named Baga Bridge.
While going there we saw 2 ladies sitting on the pavement at 2:30 in the night, this made our mind go mad and we decided to check wat the matter was, I went to them and pretended as if we were lost and the answer she gave me I cant forget, she was like (JUST GO STRAIGHT WE ARE NOT THE ONES U LOOKING FOR). Again our dream was shattered and we decided to go back to our hotel and sleep. But while going back our mood changed and decided to visit some church not far from our hotel. We were driving through the lonely streets of Goa and Karan shouting Disco Disco.
We somehow realized that it was not safe going to that place so late in night as the police was on patrol, we decided to hit back to our hotel but Jatin and Sandeep were not in a mood to come back they went ahead and were at the church. They finally came and we reached our hotel around 3:30.
Day 5 "ANJUNA BEACH AND FLIGHT BACK TO DELHI"
The moment this day arrived we all were feeling sad as we were about to leave goa and get back to the stupid office of ours, but we somehow managd in making the most of the day, starting from visiting the ANJUNA BEACH (I SWEAR I WONT FORGET THSI BEACH EVER IN MY LIFE).The moment we reached there adi spotted some Gambling table where the guy was jumbling some cards and u were supposed to guess the right colour card and in no time Adi had laid a bet worth Rs 100 and he won. Seeing this i also decided to lay one bet but my luck was not as good as him and i lost, there after i decided not to play and was out. While moving out from there we saw Adi placing a bet worth Rs 500 and he lost (WE WERE LIKE FUK MAN DIS AINT GOOD) but he decided to get hsi 500 back and he placed another bet bet worth Rs 1000 and the major fuck up happened he lost again, till now Adi had lost a total of 1500 and was still not ready to come back.
He was shouting like anything on us that give me money and i had to handover mine last 500 note and that was gone too. Finally Adi came shattered and Karan was kindaa lecturing him for the fuk up he had done. But no issues me and Adi decided to live it with and soon were really enjoying the blunder we made saying (BHAI KHULLA KHELO......AUR JO NAA KHELE USSKO ZABARDASTI KHILWADO).
We spent the entire evening talking about it and taking each others case. Finally we left for our hotels as our taxi was about to come for our transportation to the airport. We were there in no time and were ready to say final good bye to Goa.
We reached the airport and decided to have some fun over there as well. So me taking the lead this time decided to think about the best things that happened to us during the entire trip and soon we all were laughing like anything and the entire waiting lounge was turned into some HASYA KAVI SAMMELAN.
We made sure that everybody was looking at us and it actually happened and this same was also continued to some extent in the flight as well. Finally the flight took off and we were feeling sad, but we had to go.
Finally snacks were there and Adi made me had veg kathi roll (I SWEAR VEG SUCKS),but i had to eat it as he was financing me. Finally after a while all deicded to sleep and in no time we were at the delhi airport.
We bid each other with good hugs and left for our homes, so this was how we managed covering GOA.
Hope u liked the content, i'll be back with some more fun next time, till then have fun and enjoy.
PHENOM
We met and greeted each other till the time Shikha and Neha came back and the time they came back we were ready to unleash the animal inside us. Me and Kanul started hitting with beer and as the beer was bit hot so we had to drink it with Ice and the ladies were busy sipping their wine and in no time our snacks were there and we guppled them in no time and just FYI the pizza and the breadsticks that were left were fed to poor Aldo by Divi, poor child was hungry and dont no how much he ate that night and Divi never missed a chance of feeding that poor hungry soul right starting from Pizza to Kurkure to what not and just to mention Aldo also had Beer, wine and a mixture of both, We were drinking and enjoying the music and discussing about the next plan of action and all of us started floating in suggestions, some of us said lets go watch a movie, few wanted to go out party (i was one of dem).....so finally we made a plan and decided to go out and party now th fuck up was the ladies were not dressed according to it initially and i was wearing sport shoes so it was bit difficult getting into a nice place like we wanted to go to Capitol. Our dream was shattered but by Gods grace through Mohit we came to know about a party happening at Smoke House Grill and we decided to go there and freak out for the rest of the night. Now comes the most painful time for me and Kanul as the ladies had decided to get ready and they tok just 2 hours for the same and seeing this Kanul was like (Bhai kab jayenge and kab aayenge) I said don worry um used to it and in the mean time we managed watching a movie named clash of the titans. Finally after a good wait for 2 hours during which me and Kanul had a small nap for about half hour we were ready to get out of the house and be there. We reached Smoke House and it looked pretty decent (Not the Decent Hotel).....lolxx....we went dere and were standing and watching people going crazy and the same was about to come from us but we were not high enough yet to dance and enjoy the night. Then me and Kanul got ourselves each a beer and the ladies were again high on wine, i still remember Shikha and divi geting high and pulling each others cheeks and ofcourse mine as well....aaaaahhhh.....but i love dem for sure....
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